I'm thinking there is a missed business opportunity here. Shouldn't I be able to eBay my organs after death to my family's benefit? Maybe a site like Dahmer's List where relatives of the deceased can auction off good, used retinas.
Dahmer's List that's your billion dollar idea! Make it happen captain!
I had some other ideas floating around, but Shindler’s List and Goys-R-Us didn’t do well in the focus group.