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web dev has not functionally progressed passed COBOL

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@icedquinn currently re-learning fortran and i kind of agree. OOP was a tragic miscalculation.

@picofarad @icedquinn no it wasn't, it was just a bunch of retards making overblown statements exactly like the one I'm replying to, except over a span of like 20 years
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@s8n @icedquinn Uncaught SpanStatementError: Span object cannot instantiate AbstractSpanStatement without valid SpanFactory reference

at SpanStatement::validateSpanConsistency(ScopeResolutionOperator::ENFORCE_COMPOSITE_INHERITANCE)

Caused by: IllegalStateException: AbstractSpanStatement cannot resolve concrete StatementDelegate without SpanReferenceProvider. Check if StatementContext implements ISpanInjectionProvider or ensure IStatementSpanLoader is loaded by RuntimeSpanLoaderRegistry.

@picofarad @icedquinn that's called an unhandled exception and in C you'd just get a segmentation fault
@picofarad @s8n i've never been posessed by a sufficiently fae mood to learn fortran.
@icedquinn @picofarad I'm application-driven so unless I had a need it would never be learned