@AdamAtSea How about not having an ID? You know like for voting.
@AdamAtSea They don't stick with them long, but if the zoomers are allowed to play with the 'old phone bin' they'll probably try to RETVRN TO TRADITION (2005) for a little bit. Just typical high school shenanigans so they can brag to everyone that their phone doesn't accept app notifications
(I think most of these are taken off, we tried on CDMA a while back and they only accept calls, no texts
@cvstle @AdamAtSea I had like a 10-day streak of no recreational internet a while back, but had to come back when I realized people would assume I'm a mossad agent if I wasn't around when the kikes were tanking missiles
I mostly do it at work so I look busy, but I do like staying up on "news" and get cute pics
@AdamAtSea If the government is going to force us to have smartphones hopefully they at least have the decency to treat it like a human right