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EvolLove

@NoDoxGregBrady @ForbiddenDreamer

More people have been killed by getting their head smashed in by a stone than people who have been beaten to death with a stick.

@EvolLove @ForbiddenDreamer Beware, these nefarious rock-choosers spread their lies with subtlety.
@NoDoxGregBrady @EvolLove @ForbiddenDreamer You're on a rock right now. Check and mate.
Gentlemen,

Sticks AND stones.

For great bonebreaking.
@NoDoxGregBrady @WilhelmIII @EvolLove @ForbiddenDreamer It's far easier to make an imperfect stick into a perfect stick than to make an imperfect rock into a perfect one.
Combine perfect stick and perfect rock to make perfect tool.
When Froggy went a courtin' he had sword AND pistol by his side.

Stick AND rock beats either one alone.
@GenMouton @WilhelmIII @EvolLove @ForbiddenDreamer @NoDoxGregBrady But the perfect rock in the picture would be able to be skipped across the water to hit the head of your enemy on the far side of the body of water.

@placebo @WilhelmIII @ForbiddenDreamer @GenMouton @NoDoxGregBrady

Stick in water useless. Stone still useful. A spear though.

@WilhelmIII @EvolLove @ForbiddenDreamer @NoDoxGregBrady @placebo It appears the only way to win this game is to not to play.

@placebo @WilhelmIII @ForbiddenDreamer @NoDoxGregBrady

While you alter your stick, rock user sneak up behind you.