(Found in the wild)
Her: Give me a license plate that tells everyone I actively participate in poisoning and/or murdering people for a living.
DMV: Say no more...
@ZeroSum06
Might be a bartender...
@Zennagain I was optimistic she was and that would be a really cool plate if so, but the bottom of the license plate frame says Registered Nurse.
@ZeroSum06
Oh, so she's retarded. That is so sad. I'm sure they ate a few smart nurses. I just haven't met any.