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I just spent half an hour on the phone with "researcher" karen. Because the clip on her microphone is "broken". She immediately needs a replacement shipped in from Europe to finish her research project. Sent through a photo of the clip. It's clearly just been bent. I explained in excruciating detail how to bend it back.

How the fuck these people can get dressed in the morning, let alone get a PHD I will never understand.

1. If the Americans are cringe, ignore them
2. If they are based, be a bro.
3. If they fuck around, they find out.

One of the things I feel most nostalgic about in my childhood was the ability to order any amount of chips based on the change I had in my pocket. None of this "small is $1.50, large is $2.50" crap. it was a simple as "can I have $1.85 worth of chips", and they would do it.

A property of magnets I did not realise. Is this how neutrons work?