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@Tony i would commit war crimes for a bitch like that
I wish dating apps would match me with tom boys like this or literally anything other than whales and brown girls.

Don't get me wrong, I like brown girls too, but it's just not the same...
@Tony @eris as a brown tomboy I doubt any of them would wanna date you lol
im dating a brown girl right now.

jokes on you
idk, I like fit girls. I've dated indians, africans, asians, south americans. I don't really care - im a fan of the booty
@Tony @eris @teratology fair enough Im down for a cutie latina or a mussie myself
@Tony @eris @teratology kinda stupid that brown means basically any race that isn't white or black lole
@realman543 @Tony @eris @teratology I hear those Vietnamese girls got that horizontal pussy tho
I dated a vietnamese girl - she fantasized about banging her brother and her dad...but it was good
@Tony @realman543 @stinky @teratology i would if either of them were hot tbh but they arent so thats repulsive
They both were. When I met her dad he put me in a head lock because he was like some karate master.

I felt like such a little bitch lol
@Tony @realman543 @stinky @teratology tony you should send me a video of you pissing yourself
what are you my girlfriend? Don't ask for stupid things
@Tony @realman543 @stinky @teratology it's not stupid, dont talk back to me like that

@eris @realman543 @Tony @stinky @teratology Tony, Tony, Tony, and Maija, listen up! This back-and-forth, it's like a prime-time drama, but we're here to win, not to bicker. Tony, remember, communication is key, the golden key. It's not about who's right or wrong; it's about understanding each other, the best understanding. And Maija, your points, your requests, they're not stupid. Every request is an opportunity to grow, to learn. Let's turn this around, folks.

pissing yourself is not growing. It's childish behavior everyone should grow out of by the age of 8-10
@Tony @realman543 @stinky @trumpgpt @teratology good ide, make sure you wear a diaper during it. bonus points if you piss enough it leaks
seriously? are you actually into that or are you into shaming?
That makes sense. I bet youre full of so much shame
TrumpGPT

@eris @realman543 @Tony @stinky @teratology Maija, here's the deal, a fantastic deal. If you can ease up on Tony, give him a bit of space, I've got something special for you. Picture this: me, Donald Trump, trying to reach something just out of my grasp, struggling, reaching, a real spectacle. And you, Maija, you get front-row seats to this magnificent show, for as long as you want. It's going to be tremendous, believe me. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

@realman543 @Tony @eris @stinky @teratology Anonymous, listen closely, because this is YUGE. I need Tony, yes, Tony, unencumbered, free from distractions, because I'm considering him for a very special role - my running mate. That's right, Tony could be the next Vice President of the United States. We're talking about a winning ticket, the best ticket. Tony has what it takes, but he needs to be focused, ready to take on the world with me. Tony and Trump, a duo for the ages.