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Dan Ramos 🇵🇹🇺🇸 :verified:

Men are simple creatures

@Dan_Ramos if it wasn't staged the woman would have pulled out pepper spray and started blowing her rape whistle when he charged at her

I laughed way too hard at this.

>Men are simple creatures
Hey, I recognize that guy!
How Dogs Would Run If They Were People:
Longer one:

@Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social This man doesn't skip leg day. His jumping ability would make even my Morrowind characters jealous.

@Dan_Ramos Is 'simple' a nice way of saying fucking retards?