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Two cups of margarine. I saw no water.

She cooks ramen in melted margarine. And then adds cheese?

@PNS

how doesn't she weight 400 pounds?

@mk Some people just don't develop that, for some reason, but if she truly eats like that she's certainly sick in some way.
@feralphilosophernc @mk Anxiety and eczema and chronic heartburn and arthritis and acne and neuropathy and actual madness. The people who only got fat were kind of the lucky ones, weren't they?
Yes... Yes they were... Fucking fake food and ungredients, man...

@PNS now for a real crunchy treat I’ll throw on a handful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

I was honestly afraid that was coming next when I saw the box in the background...

@PNS
I get heartburn just from looking at this...

@PNS Margarine should be illegal. Wheat kills

@commandlinekid @PNS **Glyphosated** wheat kills…

@njsf @PNS No, it's all wheat post 1970. Wheat today isn't even GMO so whether sprayed with round-up or not, I'm not sure but yes that too seperately would be evil

@PNS Who opens a bag of ramen that way??? What a dumb cunt!
I was waiting for the punchline.... there was no punchline.
@PNS TECHNICALLY SHE MADE A FIBER REINFORCED POLYMER COMPOSITE, KINDA LIKE THE GLASS FIBER NYLON THAT LAWN CHAIRS ARE MADE OF

IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME FOR THE LINOLEUM TO SET AND THEN IT WILL BE A SOLID BRICK WITH GREATER TENSILE STRENGTH THAN EITHER MATERIAL ON ITS OWN!
What this guy said. No different than mixing cotton flock into epoxy for structural bonding. Strong AF
@CliffSecord @PNS PARDON THE TASTELESS JOKE BUT I SUPPOSE SHE WANTS HER CHILDREN TO LIKEWISE GROW UP BIG AND STRONG
@CliffSecord @PNS OH GOOD GOD WE NEED TO PROPAGANDIZE THESE PEOPLE
IF ONLY WE WERE IN CHARGE OF TV AND INTERNET CONTROLS
@PNS After buying margarine and ramen, she spends her remaining budget on accutane and makeup.
No different than 99.9% of any other TikTok videos out there. Fake and mimicked by impressionable young women with predictable results. What is she gonna do next? Use gasoline & bondo for eye liner?

@CliffSecord

You remember that woman who mistook Gorilla Glue for hair gel?

A negress known as the gorilla glue girl. Pure gold.

Not only hilarious, but also a display of nigger stupidity!
@PNS Pretty much exactly the kind of "food" I would expect from a femoid with a nose ring.
@PNS Shoutouts to Xi Jinping for giving retards a platform to show the whole world their tomfoolery in real time completely unfiltered. Really enjoy watching dumbasses give themselves congestive heart failure for ad revenue.
@PNS For the love of the most sacred...

Then people wonder why Americans are unhealthy...