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#FaggotTourney Quarterfinals, Match 3:

@maija (AKA bajillion different people)
vs.
@CSB

Notes about Maija:
"Im pretty sure hes a legit child rapist." - @Soy_Magnus
Maija is one of the lesser known contestants, but they have a reputation for themselves - despite hopping accounts every month or two! They're a troon in the middle of Eastern Europe, and they're a normal terminally online tranny...except for their recent interactions with pedi! That's right, Maija is most recently well known for getting kicked off of pernia's instance for...being told not to talk to pedophiles, and then proceeding to tag as many pedophiles as they can in the thread!

Their continued interaction with these people has given them a reputation as possibly being a pedophile. Between this and their normal behavior...I can't do it justice with words alone.

Notes about CSB:
"The punching bag of NAS" - @dj
"he literally likes drawing crude gross man ass." - @leyonhjelm
(CSB really wants to let you know that he thinks this is a lie, but this is a quote from someone so I'm leaving it there)
"NAS rules state that it is MANDATORY that at every opportunity...remind CSB that he is a fucktard, faggot, cunt, jew (preferably dirty) or other slur..." - @fuknukl

CSB started out as the dark horse of this race: nobody knew what they could expect. However, after his first race against Paulo, we saw exactly how much NAS can come forward for their own - and it looks like they're chomping at the bit, ready to swarm this thread the moment it comes up!

Remember:
-Reply to this thread with your vote, in text form
-You have to have been around since Jan 2024, or you can't vote.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @fuknukl @dj @maija
CSB! CSB! CSB!
I expect it to be counted 3 times, since CSB is fine with mail-in ballots lol

@ThatCrazyDude @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @fuknukl @dj is that you in the pfp? you look like a fat elf with down syndrome
@maija

This is the fediverse, even elves and troons get votes here for whatever reason

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @CSB @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @dj
@leyonhjelm @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @CSB @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @dj @maija excessive dopamine has rendered that individual you are conversing with as a biochemical zombie.

Any personality or siul it supposedly demonstrates is vestigal echo. He is as clinically dead as the roadkill he shoves up his ass.
@fuknukl @maija @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @ThatCrazyDude @dj It's not stated in the voting threads, but in the main thread the rule is (summary)

1) You cannot vote against yourself
2) If you nominated yourself, you cannot vote for yourself either

Neither Maija nor CSB are allowed to vote in this match (although they are allowed to vote in other matches, rally people for their cause...etc.)
@fuknukl @CSB @Soy_Magnus @ThatCrazyDude @dj @leyonhjelm @maija (Actually, Maija and CSB can vote for *themselves* in this match, but if they refuse to do that they're not allowed to vote)
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @maija
It would be amazing if CSB posted in the thread publicly instead of side dm then block people. That's interfering with the jury!
@dj @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @maija :shrug: The incredibly retarded act of attempting to interfere with electors is allowed for this contest, because of how hilariously it will backfire. Maybe the anime waifu/vidya waifu contests should have such a rule, but I don't know how they'd be implemented.
@dj @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @maija note: this match is now 25-15 for CSB (Updating the count because I did it for other reasons)
@dj @CSB @Soy_Magnus @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @leyonhjelm @maija When matches are separated by more than 10 votes, I call them early to ease administrative pressure - with greater vote gaps leading to more early poll closure. If nothing changes, I will be calling this match in a little under 9 hours.
@CSB @Soy_Magnus @ThatCrazyDude @dj @fuknukl @leyonhjelm @maija I wish to repeat something I said in another thread:

Five (5) people have cited CSB's immediate behavior as a reason they voted for CSB over Maija. That would result in a tie: 20-20. Because I break ties, and because I *still* think Maija is a bigger faggot, that means that Maija would be winning.

If CSB had remained silent throughout this contest, he would not be winning this match.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @ThatCrazyDude @dj @fuknukl @leyonhjelm @maija
We need mor to votes for CSB. It's an honnor to have someone with such an award on our instance.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating

Come on, NAS! Let's widen that gap! Vote @CSB for the biggest faggot on the fediverse!

@Soy_Magnus @ThatCrazyDude @fuknukl @dj @maija

@fuknukl @CSB @maija @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @dj I'm an undocumented citizen of the people's republic of the interwebz since the ancient times when nigger jokes were cool and the atheists were actually against "trusting" science, cults and such. Long story short, them kiddos have nothing on me! 🤣

@leyonhjelm @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @CSB @fuknukl @dj @maija it was where I grew up and leave ved most of the time. You see, in eastern Europe it wasn't a social club of mutual adoration. Just a personal viewpoint, kinda.
If you don't believe in any supernatural higher power, you're an atheist by definition and that was it. Banding together for the sole purpose of bashing everyone who disagrees came later

@cbrooklyn112 @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @dj @CSB @fuknukl @maija they are in few places. But when it comes to the intewebz at large... Ya know

@ThatCrazyDude @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @fuknukl @dj @maija As a genuine democracy we will only be counting your votes once :smug1:

@maija @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @fuknukl @dj democracy is a myth. It didn't exist even in ancient Greece where democracy was invented. Grow the fuck up, kids

@maija @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @Soy_Magnus @CSB @fuknukl @dj did it ever occur to you that you just suck on sarcasm or you don't know what sarcasm is?