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I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:
1) Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
2) Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
3) Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
4) If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:
1) The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
2) The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
3) The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:
1) The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
2) The account holder must *not* vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
3) Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:
1) It's a seeded single elimination.
2) Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
3) You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
4) Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account *holder*, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating i would like to nominate,
@graf ,
@jeffcliff ,
And in an odd turn of events, myself @Soy_Magnus .
I think those are all really great nominations i hope i win
@Soy_Magnus @graf @jeffcliff Magnus using his vote to put forth the orthodox nominations. Brave soldier. :Salute:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @graf @jeffcliff i can only hope aomeone elseis brave and stunning enough to vote for themselves. Sui should hes a mega faggot
@Soy_Magnus @graf @jeffcliff So far everyone who has nominated anyone has voted for themselves. :kekw:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @jeffcliff still living rent free in Soy_Fagnus's empty cranium. you love to see it
@graf @Soy_Magnus @jeffcliff :shrug: Wanna go ahead and throw some nominations down? I think you already have an opinion on at least one.
@graf @Soy_Magnus @jeffcliff Reasonable given your position. Enjoy your day man. I hope to generate some fun/salt here, so I'm glad to see you pop by regardless of how things shake out.
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @graf @jeffcliff
I nominate the biggest faggot on DRC @hachi ,
next @mischievoustomato for always lusting over traps,
and @CSB , the punching bag of NAS.
@dj @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @hachi @CSB @graf @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff hey i bet i have no idea what veritas nostr account is but i bet hed have some good ones. Hey @dcc @ChristopherBRobin @realman543 i betu guys have some good ideas too
@Jonny @dcc @realman543 @Soy_Magnus @hachi @ChristopherBRobin @CSB @Twig @dj @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff Who do you wanna go up against round one fam? You've only been nominated once, if you nominate some of the people who have one nomination you might go up against them.
@Twig @dcc @Jonny @realman543 @hachi @Soy_Magnus @ChristopherBRobin @CSB @dj @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff CSB is actually a really popular choice among NAS people, and I've never heard of this guy. This has some good entertainment potential.
@Twig @dcc @Jonny @realman543 @hachi @Soy_Magnus @ChristopherBRobin @CSB @dj @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff As it stands, everyone he might go up against is very strong in homosexuality - he'll be competing with the likes of...

-Guy who openly talks about wanting to have sex with traps
-Gab blockfaggot 2
-Guy who apparently spergs when people donate to keep the largest instance around running
-Someone who pretends to be a hyper SJW tranny (people aren't in on the joke)

It's a tough field :shrug:
@Jonny @dcc @realman543 @Soy_Magnus @hachi @ChristopherBRobin @CSB @Twig @dj @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff I'm sorry to say but you can't argue yourself into a higher position. I know you really want that crown but this is a fair fight. :smug1:
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Jonny @dcc @realman543 @hachi @ChristopherBRobin @CSB @Twig @dj @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff too late. Thats like how :astolfo_goatse: won every "best waifu" tourney. Super trouser snake can unblock and block me as many times as he wanted it never skewed the results lol
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Jonny @dcc @realman543 @Soy_Magnus @hachi @ChristopherBRobin @CSB @Twig @dj @mischievoustomato @jeffcliff
Yeah, that guy definitely belongs. Getting upset about being nominated for this tourney increases your faggotry tenfold.