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Remember during the toilet paper shortage a few years ago?

I was at the store one day with my service dog and a blue haired lady in front of me at the checkout had an entire cart full of toilet paper.

With an attitude, she asked me, "What kind of service dog do you have?"

I told her, "Ma'am, Just a service dog."

Then she got really arrogant with me and said, "I knew that, what kind of service dog?"

I said, "He was a BLD."

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By then my dog was being super friendly to her, licking her face and hands and everything.

She said, "What is BLD?"

I said, "Butt Licking Dog."

She said, "Butt licking dog?"

I said, "Yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to find any toilet paper because of all the hoarders.