Whenever I see the brown seagulls, I wonder if despite being 13% of the population, if they commit 52% of violent food thefts.
But then I remember that the Federal Bird Investigators stopped reporting statistics in the last year or so.
@jazzilla I’ll see if I notice any hooked-beak gulls pretending to be White that disproportionately steal from beachgoers, blending in with the rest of the White seagulls who are just trying to find enough mollusks to make it through the day.
This can be traced back to a group operating on your server named "bird gang".
They cleverly present as a right wing patriot group, but they're really secret agents that are subverting society and hold unspeakable orgies they advertise with crude pineapple signalling.
So long as you aren’t saying anything about a certain type of large black birds I guess you can ask these questions.
@eriner >Federal Bird Investigators stopped reporting statistics
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man
@eriner fucking birds
That looks like a mostly peaceful seagull to me