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Matt Hamilton

Whenever I see the brown seagulls, I wonder if despite being 13% of the population, if they commit 52% of violent food thefts.

But then I remember that the Federal Bird Investigators stopped reporting statistics in the last year or so.

@eriner

Oh great. Now you're going to start tooting about Jewish seagulls?

*Faints*

@jazzilla @eriner There are no jewish seagulls, they all eat shellfish.

@Richard

It's proof they're really British agents.
Birds aren't real.

@eriner

@jazzilla I’ll see if I notice any hooked-beak gulls pretending to be White that disproportionately steal from beachgoers, blending in with the rest of the White seagulls who are just trying to find enough mollusks to make it through the day.

@eriner

This can be traced back to a group operating on your server named "bird gang".

They cleverly present as a right wing patriot group, but they're really secret agents that are subverting society and hold unspeakable orgies they advertise with crude pineapple signalling.

@PNS @mrman @halfpint

@jazzilla @eriner @mrman @halfpint

The whole Russia Collusion Hoax, all over again. Whatever, man!

@eriner

We've picked up crosstalk from our retard mitigation teams in the that correlate activity directly to this group.

Be cautious approaching them. They're highly excitable, and enjoy propaganda surfing.

Degenerates.

@PNS @mrman @halfpint

@PNS

Bird swarm signalling status:
DELAYED

@eriner
@mrman @halfpint

@eriner

So long as you aren’t saying anything about a certain type of large black birds I guess you can ask these questions.

@eriner >Federal Bird Investigators stopped reporting statistics

🎶 History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man 🎶

@walkman @eriner

The Gang condemns these birds in the strongest possible sense.

@PNS @walkman hey now, I’m just asking questions. Not like I called it “the sand nigger of the bird world”

@eriner @walkman

The press will report I said they were very fine birds.

@eriner

That looks like a mostly peaceful seagull to me