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I'm joking.
I actually sliced my wrist open on a sharp piece of cut zip tie

@silas you are a fucking weird dude

@silas
Put bandages on your wrist? Pppfffttt…

@silas and here I was thinking you were being serious, thus serious reply.
Do I need to tell you that committing harakiri is bad for your gut micro biom?

@ThatCrazyDude im not hurting myself on purpose.

@silas
You'r technique suck ass! Read the instructions and try again!
@fuknukl @NashRicky

@ThatCrazyDude My kitty would just hold the rabbit by the neck in her teeth, extend 5 sword from her right rear paw, and with one swipe remove all of the guts and internal organs - leaving them on the driveway for me to clean up. Then she would eat half of the meat, as it was too much for one sitting.