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Bagels simple solutions:

My simple solution to rape I stole from Muslims:

Assign every man to supervise a woman.

Criminals are cowards and won't riskit when there's a man around.

If it does happen you have 2 witnesses.

This would protect both women and the falsely accused.

Too bad it'll never be implemented

@basedbagel There's always the chance the assigned guy will jojn in the fun and both men will just say the woman is lying.
It's a win-win either way.

@Zeb
> There's always the chance the assigned guy will jojn in the fun

Bro please don't joke like this there are glowies on here.

And when I said assigned guy I had father/brother or family member in mind.

That way they have a greater im estment in keeping her safe

@basedbagel Based on pornhub searches, it would be much more common than one would think lol
There are feds everywhere and if they would bother about hypothetical jokes on your imagined world, we would have much greater problems to face than what's on your mind.

@Zeb

Im shocked at your glib reply.

You do realize there was a secret service report about "dangerous incels" who speak using code words like based and chad.

TFM even talked about it on stream.

These people used to fight terrorists and that same apparatus is nowbeing used on us. They NEED domestic terrorists to justify their budget

@basedbagel
We're already on the manosphere lists. Pretty sure everyone with an online profile is.
The government doesn't need an excuse to arrest and persecute anyone, you simply have to fit the narrative of the day. Don't worry about what you can't control, everyone commits 3 crimes every day if you consider all madeup laws.

@Zeb @basedbagel

This is correct. You are already a criminal many times over, and that's by design.

You haven't been arrested yet but it's in their back pocket, and that's also by design.

You are on lists. We're all on lists. At least my FBI guy gets some decent memes out his assignment.

TheChase

@UncleIroh @Zeb @basedbagel
Whatever list I'm on, is a stupid list.
Whatever money they are spending on watching me is a waste. I'm just sitting here laughing at them. You gonna come look in my window when I'm pointing and laughing at you? Okay. 🤣🤷‍♂️😏

@thechase @Zeb @basedbagel

Biggest bunch of losers, wasting their lives over nothing.

@UncleIroh @Zeb @basedbagel Wouldn't it be cool if they actually did their jobs and protected the constitution, citizens, borders, etc? lol

@thechase @UncleIroh @basedbagel
You basically describing life in the US between 1776 and 1861. You had that country once.

@Zeb @UncleIroh @basedbagel
No I didn't, I was born in the 1980s.

@thechase @UncleIroh @basedbagel Hey, those americans were born around 1710 under british rule and they created the country they wanted for themselves. They didn't have the that america for most of their lives either.

@Zeb @UncleIroh @basedbagel
I'm not dissing ancestors, or saying I don't care, or saying I disagree with any of what you said.
I just mean *I* never had that country.
Just a giant shopping mall with lots of cops now.

@thechase @UncleIroh @basedbagel
That is true. Unfortunately we got ass fucked by our "ancestors" that let all this shit happens.