This should be an easy one...
Kill the catch me outside girl. She's a minor and I'm not a pedo.
Fuck the cop. No way that marriage would last. Even if she's on house arrest I don't need to come home to find the mailman, 3 Jehovah's and the Amazon guy running train on her.
Marry the #HawkTuah girl.
@ZeroSum06 what is this spitting girl thing?
@SirAndrewTheGreat the first 7 seconds will suffice
@ZeroSum06 wow.... Alright then
@ZeroSum06 also you're totally correct. 7 seconds is the entirety of the plot. Wild
@ZeroSum06 she just seems so happy. hopefully it's not because she's too far blasted
Marry the 21 year old multi millionaire.
Fuck Hawk Tuah
Kill the dirty ex cop
@MSP_SMIMSA @IceCubeSoup she'd probably push a pre-nup out there which is understandable, 21mil is nice but thankfully I'm not in a position where I need to essentially babysit her like that under the guise of marriage
Agreed
One problem though, the police woman so damn ugly.
@EvolLove good point, a pig in lipstick is still a pig
She wears lipstick?
Well at least she tried.
Who knows, maybe she has some mad skilz, she has to have something, because she was going around...