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[ZeroSum06] 🔸

This should be an easy one...

Kill the catch me outside girl. She's a minor and I'm not a pedo.

Fuck the cop. No way that marriage would last. Even if she's on house arrest I don't need to come home to find the mailman, 3 Jehovah's and the Amazon guy running train on her.

Marry the girl.

@ZeroSum06 also you're totally correct. 7 seconds is the entirety of the plot. Wild

@ZeroSum06 she just seems so happy. hopefully it's not because she's too far blasted

@MSP_SMIMSA @IceCubeSoup she'd probably push a pre-nup out there which is understandable, 21mil is nice but thankfully I'm not in a position where I need to essentially babysit her like that under the guise of marriage

@ZeroSum06

One problem though, the police woman so damn ugly.

@EvolLove good point, a pig in lipstick is still a pig

@ZeroSum06

She wears lipstick?
Well at least she tried.

Who knows, maybe she has some mad skilz, she has to have something, because she was going around...