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This should be an easy one...

Kill the catch me outside girl. She's a minor and I'm not a pedo.

Fuck the cop. No way that marriage would last. Even if she's on house arrest I don't need to come home to find the mailman, 3 Jehovah's and the Amazon guy running train on her.

Marry the girl.

@ZeroSum06 also you're totally correct. 7 seconds is the entirety of the plot. Wild